a fruit

a fruit is another word for a "gay" person.

is Tom gay?

Yeah! He's totally a fruit!

by maizlat April 29, 2014

Fruit sample

When in the act of getting titty fucked (preferably a woman) one sucks the banana (montrous cock) and switches to suck the melons (humongous tits) repeatedly. Obviously recieving a nutrious variety of fruit.

I asked the local nuns if they would like a fruit sample, they eagerly accepted.

by The Clown With No Penis April 7, 2010

Fruit wrinkle

Elderly homosexual male

A South Beach early bird special is full of fruit wrinkles

by Popo Peepaw March 10, 2017

Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.

Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

gardant fruit

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

by fucko May 19, 2005

Vagina Fruit Salad

When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.

Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.

by pablothefish May 27, 2015

Vorare-fruit-ia

The fruit version of vorarephilia, (often shortened “fruitvore) a sexually fruit vore of being eaten alive

Mmm you taste good, I think it’s called “vorare-fruit-ia” get it? “Vorarefruitia”? You know, it’s the fruit version of vorarephilia, nuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

by ladyfzesimp February 23, 2022