Skip to main content

Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"
You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
by madd-monkey March 3, 2011
mugGet the Frosty Keyboard mug.

Frosty Beaver

Stuffing a womans vagina full of snow using your penis as a ramrod
so I was climbing out of the ski resort's hot tub drunk and naked when (blank) grabbed a fist full of snow and totally gave me a frosty beaver!

Also known as a Chilly Willy
by Chilly WillE April 7, 2011
mugGet the Frosty Beaver mug.

Frosty Vag Cleaning

The act of using a chilled douche for vaginal cleansing. This is usually provided as a service by a third party.
Sally is very uptight. she could really use a frosty vag cleaning.
by SpitfireTitties December 4, 2011
mugGet the Frosty Vag Cleaning mug.

Frosty

Getting high whilst being in the Christmas spirit so you talk about Christmas stuff; getting high in the winter;
Dude I got so frosty last night I swore I saw Santa!
by JoshyMohh December 25, 2014
mugGet the Frosty mug.

frosty wristband

When you take a used condom and suck out all the cum, and then you use the condom as a wristband.
"Dana is so nasty, she loves when I give her a frosty wristband for her birthday."
by dirtydanathemechanic October 7, 2015
mugGet the frosty wristband mug.

Frosty Tom

A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.

Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom
Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"
by Mountaineer426 October 26, 2016
mugGet the Frosty Tom mug.

Frostymantle

Frostymantle is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet, They can be an asshole at times but deep down they are absolutely amazing..
Frostymantle is just amazing
by Jaykie February 19, 2018
mugGet the Frostymantle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email