Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.

The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner

by LaurdaT January 18, 2015

freysinger

An ancient Roman Times surname meaning proud and humble. Most would see this person as kind and gentle, also a loyal friend in need.

That Freysinger over there is definitely a good choice for the prom. They won't be negative in almost any way possible.

by Kretera March 17, 2016

Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang

Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"

by empresshearts June 3, 2016

Flesting

When you can't get it up and you're frustrated so you just start fisting the girl.

"Bruh my dick was so limp I just started flesting her"
"While he was flesting me he was crying"

by B-tanks August 4, 2017

Freeming

To jerk off to furry porn and cum into a bowl, then stick the bowl into a freezer to then drink it for later, or make your friends drink it.

Hey Jimmy, I was freeming all night on Megan, what about you?

by Freeming January 26, 2018