Forkchops

What crackers use at a Chinese restaurant to eat.

Term applies when someone who doesn't know how to use their chop sticks properly, so they stab at their food as if they were using a fork.

Babe can you pass me those forkchops?

by CrackerKing August 6, 2010

Forkplay

when you eat a girl out wearing braces

Girl: I got cuts on my clit from too much forkplay

by WilleyFuckOrWilleyNot September 28, 2017

Fork and Knife

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.

After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.

by Whitewidow May 24, 2014

fork something over

to hand something over to someone

Hurry up and fork it over. The cops will be here any minute.

by Light Joker May 17, 2005

forkin hay

When a man wastes time dating women that do not possess the qualities in which he desires. Often, the women he dates are promiscuous and seriously lacking in ambition.

It wasn't until John fell in love with Kate, a law student at the University of Washington, that he realized how many years he had wasted forkin hay.

by katmarie85 September 23, 2006

Fork Union Military Academy

"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.

Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!

Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...

by The Silenced Truth October 12, 2007

forny

(adj.)
food-horny; horny for food.

used for food porn purposes, particularly to entice others with how delicious your food is, and make them salivate in the process.

"So, guess what I'm eating?"
"No idea."
"Apple pie a la mode with hot fudge sauce dribbling down the ice cream. Total sweetness in my mouth."
"Stop making me forny!"

by sparkd March 18, 2010