fone

another way of spelling phone just for people who are too lazy to spell it right

oh shit i've lost my mobile fone

by khlowie January 3, 2008

fone bone

Male Internet chat-speak asking a chatter to engage in phone sex for simultaneous masturbation.

Hey, bro, you wanna fone bone and jet one out?
Dude, cyber doesn't work for me, I gotta either hook-up or fone bone to work out a nut.
It's so lame when somebody hangs up after they cum during a fone bone before you finish workin' yours out.

by Big NYC Jay June 25, 2008

fonge

a sticky, gooey substance that covers anything and you have no idea where it came from.

Ahhhhh - What is this fonge on the toilet seat?

by hurshalla January 17, 2009

Fonger

a person who rubs their cock on someones face

want me to fonger u

by pimpizzle October 10, 2003

Cody Fontenot

One sexy man beast who will not hesitate to beat the living hell out of someone. Lives in Opelousas, Louisiana and has a weiner the size of Texas.

Wow, have you seen Cody Fontenot? He's so hot but I am afraid to talk to him because he might beat the living hell out of me!

by Cody Fontenot March 30, 2005

Foned

when you are soo fuckin stoned you dont feel like talking alot so u combine words fuckin stoned = Foned

" Holy shit dude im soo foned" ( then normaly followed by extreme laughing or smoking another bowel)

by Masson December 3, 2004

Fober

Acronym for the 'Fear Of Being Eventually Raped'. It is the sick and nauseating feeling you get sometimes like the feeling you would experience if you were about to be raped.

That creepy bum keeps staring over here and it's really starting to make me feel fober.

by ShawneeSullivan July 29, 2011