FOBS

Fobs (Fear of being small)

A disorder in which a juice monkey has the constant fear that he is small. Symptoms can include whining, food withdrawal, and drinking double doses of protein shakes.

"I haven't worked out today, I'm soooo mad, I look small"

"Looks like you're having a serious case of FOBS"

by Chaplinn March 13, 2013

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Fob

A Person Who is Beast at anything they attempt to do.

Im going to build a house and Fob goes and builds a Mansion.

by Fob Upset August 25, 2010

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Fresh Off the Boat (in Australia) used to refer to people of Islander origin. Fobs are generally quite large (as are their families), with a reputation for violence. Fobs make loyal and cool friends to both fobs and non-fobs, and tend to be pretty good singers as well. Also very good at rugby (Union and League). Not offensive unless you want it to be.

NON-FOB: "hey that fob is good at rugby and singing. I would bet that he has a reputation for being belligerent, but would make a loyal friend to me if I asked him to be."

FOB: "bro you just described my entire family ay bro"

by SlashFrehley April 27, 2009

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FOB

FOB means "Father of Baby"...best used by single mothers when referring to her sperm donor/ domestic housemate / unofficial husband/ Father of Baby.

Dada: Who's your FOB?
Me: That bloke i met in my Humanities class, how bout you?

by gingmaganda April 17, 2006

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FOBS

Famous Older Brother Syndrome; Makes you feel worthless about your older brother being famous and you not. Typicall occurs in highschool students who go to the same school as their famous older brother(duh).

Dude, you're so depressed all the time.
I know man. It's my FOBS. Matt won another award.

by Mini_Stolzy April 17, 2006

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