A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.
by Omikron September 11, 2005
Get the The Flomper mug.A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.
Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"
by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010
Get the flumpet mug.When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"
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Get the Flumptuous mug.The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.
by PG :) September 1, 2009
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