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The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.
by Omikron September 11, 2005
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beef-flume

"your mother is a beef-flume"
by anie July 25, 2003
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flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.
Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"
by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010
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FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"
I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.
by TbagMartin March 23, 2010
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flamp

To achieve victory in a fight, contest, game, etc., to beat someone in smth
Ping-pong? I’m gonna flamp you!
by keraaminen August 31, 2011
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Flumptuous

Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.
by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012
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Flumped

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.
'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'
by PG :) September 1, 2009
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