Floater

1. A highly overlooked modern rock band with songs like "Cinema" "Endless II" "Independance Day" etc. They are as far from Mainstream as you can get, having never been on MTV even though they're hugely popular to the few who know of them. They often do live concerts..

2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.

1.Yo man, I saw Floater live last night! they were fuckin' awesome!

2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!

by Andrew187 April 26, 2005

flocker bocker

super legit kid.

super cool and legit.
considered coolest kids around

that kid is a major flocker bocker

by thatkid64654 January 30, 2008

Flaker Chaser

One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.

Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.

Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you

by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

flaker

When lakers fail at basketball.

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm a FLAker!

by jaaseee May 28, 2010

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003