A place where obese people can go and work out , eat pizza , and not feel guilty about bragging about going to a gym yet seeing 0 results . This "gym" is basically the Wal Mart of gyms.
"Phew my 10 min walk was pretty intense, good thing there is pizza here at Planet Fitness to replenish my fat and carbohydrates ... "
by GYMrat July 24, 2012
-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 27, 2005
A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.
Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009
My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality
by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021
The fitness mafia are the ones who run the supplement industry and the fitness industry. They are the ones who sponsor you favorite juiced up bodybuilder. They are the ones who make videos on how to get abs and get "toned". There the ones convincing kids you can be at 5% bodyfat year round and still put on muscle.
Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.
All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.
You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.
All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.
You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.
Guy 1: Hey bro just got some Arnold Super Ronnie Coleman kai green "Super pump" Electric black lightning XPLODE preworkout!
Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.
Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!
Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.
Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.
Guy 2: Fucking moron.
Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.
Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!
Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.
Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.
Guy 2: Fucking moron.
by Scooby1961 February 2, 2014
When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.
by HazyX December 11, 2017