Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

Dirty fiesta

When you ejaculate with your man part down her throat and when you pull it out she throws up on it.

That dirty fiesta was so warm and dirty last night.

by Salvaje gorila April 19, 2020

Clown Fiesta

That thing Parkzer from DouglasDouglas says.

"That is a clown fiesta" - Parkzer

by <Xon> August 17, 2024

footrub fiesta

Refers to a delightful situation where you meet a sizeable group of people, each of whom is willing to either give you a "sole-soothing" wif his/her gentle caring hands, or allow you to joyfully and savoringly massage his/her tootsies in yer own fingers and palms.

I love meeting pretty girls at da beach 'cuz they'll all have their cute extremities bare and visible, and so naturally this totally allows me both a "hand-holding heyday" and a "footrub fiesta" --- I get to savor said hot chicks' delectable warm soft fingers and toes all I want and for as long as I want, and so I eventually get a misty-eyed "velvety-skin fix" dat lasts me till da next sunny day when I can perform said delightful activities all over again.

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Cockasian fiesta

Proceedings of a long meal coupled with unlimited mimosas. Usually involving caucasians, asians, people of hispanic descent, some action amongst all, and lots of sleep after.

Man...we all ate so much, we need to go take a cockasian fiesta.

by Elvis D. August 17, 2006