fertney

Airport community schools assistant principal usually deals with disciplines, such as when someone say's nigger in class, or is vaping in the bathrooms.

Kid: "Says" Nigger
Teacher: Fertneys office now!
Fertney: Your one dead mother fucker.

by bruhhingthemoment December 16, 2021

fertile

the act of being cool or epic.

usually used as a compliment to burl and bret but don’t forget kitty erna.

“What’s up man, i hope u have a fertile day.”
the man was fertile

by jdawgholdingalog March 28, 2022

Fertility train

A group of 5 or more guys switch off having unprotected sex with a girl then try to find out who’s the father.

Shit man we all got drunk and and ran the fertility train through Heather.

by Life76 May 9, 2022

fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.

Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!

by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

Fertilization

You put your lips together in an interlocking dance, while one member of the party spits and gags up their own egg into their partner's mouth womb. At that moment, the other participating fertilizee will fertilize the egg before relocating the now fertilized egg into their mouth womb and back into the egg chamber

Person A: Let's partake in Fertilization
Person B: Daddy Chill

by Chaostoad July 1, 2022

fertinger

someone who you can't stand

person: hello

Me: he is a fertinger

by yourlostdad January 11, 2023

fertking

fertking off is where you fart on your hand and wank with it. usually you’d do this if you have a fart kink or your nob cheese stinks that bad the smell of your farts is actually better than your stinky cheese dick.

i was fertking off last night because my nob cheese smelt so bad

by the garstar June 8, 2023