ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

feces

shit

person 1: what is feces?
person 2: shit

by andreihardbassnik September 25, 2022

feces posterior

A fancy way of saying shitass

Hey feces posterior wanna see me speed command block

by Carrot who eat girls August 4, 2021

Feces

Basically, poop n' shit.

"Eww, what's that smell?"
"I pooped my pants. It smells like feces."

by Sir_Busington October 15, 2019

rhysie feces

When your feces looks like Rhys Liddell Pickle

Mum get me the toilet paper I've got rhysie feces

by Bumholecheese October 28, 2020

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

FECES RIMJOB

It's what a RIMJOB ought to be as no OCD cleaning that ASSHOLE.

A FECES RIMJOB is a natural ASSHOLE SEX ACT.

by anonymous March 29, 2021