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two-faced bitch

1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.
If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!
by find_me February 13, 2005
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Jar Jar Binks faded

(adj.): It means you smoked so much ganja that you sounded like a moron who couldn't form a coherent sentence of the English language and instead you chose to babble on endlessly like a Rastafarian stereotype while offending not only the Jamaican community but also Star Wars fans everywhere prompting the rioting of the Lucasfilm community to keep Jar-Jar's obnoxious voice (which is primarily a marketing ploy for selling action figures and t-shirts to children) out of Episode III which was the ever-so-important bridge between the trilogies.
That bong hit left me Jar Jar Binks faded!

I can't understand a word my Jar Jar Binks faded teacher says.
by Sir H.C. Eloot'o February 18, 2009
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Fahed

Jaguar, derived from the Arabic language. A royal name in Saudi Arabia that bears connotations of courage and fierceness.
Fahed
by entalee1 May 12, 2010
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quirk of fate

Something that happens to you that you didn't expect - but mostly good things. Being quirky isn't bad, it's just DIFFERENT. A quirk of fate is usually just a different scenario from what you were looking forward to.
Due to a QUIRK OF FATE, I found myself wine tasting with the captain of the fishing boat I was supposed to be sailing on.
by Cherry Nelsonic May 26, 2005
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get faded

a phrase used to offer someone to smoke marijuana or to let other know that you are high.
Hey Link, get faded?
by Loshun November 18, 2007
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Hella Faded

A description of someone under the influence of alcohol and/or marijauna. This term is used by intoxicated people trying to convince others that they are not that drunk/high and are/were capable of driving.

One who is very drunk, intoxicated, high, stoned, alleviated but is too cool to admit it.
Damone - "Yo dawg, I wasn't drunk...but I was hella faded"
or
"I can drive, I ain't even drunk yet...just hella faded"
by SebastianFC October 1, 2009
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Faded as Fuck

When you are super high u go on urban dictionary and look up “Faded as Fuck”
God Dammit, Joey is looking up Faded as Fuck on urban again
by Joeyknowsbest August 18, 2019
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