farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.

she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid

by elac the great October 4, 2011

farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.

Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!

by Pooki January 14, 2008

Farting Rainbows

To have a nice smelling fart.

Felicia:"OMG I was farting rainbows the other night because of those fruit smoothies!"
Lakeisha:"OMG gurl, at least it wasn't a nasty one."

by Princess_Felicia July 28, 2016

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

Farting Guitar

Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.

Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.

by LynyrdSkynyrd May 5, 2009

Farching

Speaking out from both ends.

“I had a burrito for lunch, I’ll be farching my way to c it y hall.”
“Is that teargas?” “No I’m just farching.”

by Pickle dick724 July 3, 2020