Soup for my family

Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.

Reporter: "Why do you have that can of soup?"
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."

by Parker Posie April 15, 2021

Your Family Tree LGBT

The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.

Jesse: Your mom gay lol
Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap
Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT
Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence

by Professor ALilBo April 7, 2018

The Family Guy Effect

Do something funny. Continue to do so until said activity is no longer funny. Continue to do so until said activity is funny again. Repeat.

The Family Guy Effect: Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!

by rapelax October 16, 2008

offend the family

verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor

i'm going home to offend the family

by papa squat March 18, 2005

Modern Family

a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it's about 3 families, all somehow linked -- and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)

this show is brilliant.

I love modern family because it's realistically hilarious.

by maanster June 14, 2010

family hat trick

scoring three times in the same family, on different nets of course

steve: "the two sisters are cute but id do the other one anyway just to finally pull off the legendary family hat trick"
chuck: "you'd be like the ovechkin of destroying families."
steve: "yes, yes i would."

by CrispyC August 5, 2009

Family friend

A family who your parents know and they try to force you to be friends with their kids, eventually getting married to their daughters/sons

Mom: son, we have to visit our family friend today, go pack your stuff
Son: ok mom.

by Swagger gujjar September 1, 2017