facialbook

to add a friend in facebook to whom which you have given a facial

after jazzing in her face and giving her a cincinatti beret she asked to be added to my facialbook profile

by b_dk January 4, 2009

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

facikated

Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!

1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!

2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated

3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!

by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010

Facial Hair February

Similar to: No-shave November, Decembeard, Manuary, and March Stashness... The month is meant to celebrate the wonders of a man (or woman) and their facial hair.

Q: Yo whats up with the facial hair, bro?
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.

by McKracken72 December 4, 2010

Facial Cramps

When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.

by SpiceRubbaDubba February 24, 2011

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008