facetwine

FaceTiming and drinking wine with your friends.

Amy, Anne, Sonja and I facetwined last night during Bravo’s Summer House.

by Juju Mossy March 22, 2020

Faceticles

Faceticles are the balls of the face. To be more specific the eyeballs.

Dad, Jackson poked me in the faceticles and it really hurt!

by Uploads of Fun March 24, 2020

Bases In FaceTime

Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.

1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime

Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.

by ObviouslyGrind2K18 May 29, 2018

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009

Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010

faceticles

faceticles is another word for eyeballs this word has been used for centuries describing eyeballs it is very similar to the word chesticles.

He has some pretty faceticles on that face of his.

by Kirtoof the Spry Wonder Dog December 7, 2011

Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009