exit strategy 

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.

"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"

exit strategy by Lucky May 12, 2006

Existential Crisis 

Realizing that life is meaningless, worthless, or at best, a shit sandwich.

With the Grexit looming Christine is having an existential crisis. Being a disingenuous creep, and not wanting to face the possibility that she is simply just a highly paid shit supplier to the world shit sandwich market, Christine does not opt to reform the accumulated rot of the IMF but opts instead to blame Greece.

Existential Crisis by WeDontCall911 June 29, 2015

suck my non-existent dick 

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

suck my non-existent dick by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

Existism 

a philosophical theory or approach which emphasizes the act of survival in the modern age.

He is spending his life trying to make sure it keeps going, he follows existism.

Existism by Existist October 10, 2020

epistaxis 

From the latin word epistazein which means to drip on or to bleed at the nose . A medical term used for nosebleed.

Ben adams was rushed in the hospital due to epistaxis.

epistaxis by pretty_bie October 14, 2009

exit scam 

When someone build up alot of trust and reputation then scam a big trade.

dude 1: hey dude did you hear the moderator of a trading side scammed a bunch of people for alot of money
dude 2: yeah it was an exit scam

exit scam by vaginastimulator69 November 17, 2017

Austrian Exit 

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

Austrian Exit by Chris Corden February 16, 2015