Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through the oral cavity, resulting in undesired consequences.

Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."

by GnomenKlayture January 2, 2009

emotional booty call

Calling someone who you don't want a relationship or sex with just to boost your self esteem

I called my ex for an emotional booty call because I was feeling lonely

by emg123 May 20, 2008

Emotional Tampon

being the person who everyone goes to to talk about their problems but in the end they may just throw u aside

I've been talking to this really hot chick in school, shes been going through a tough time and i may ask her out next weekend.

Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it

by PWR Mustang August 3, 2010

emotionally constipated

the extreme inability to handle or process any emotions.

This girl I knew was so emotionally constipated, she couldn't even cry.

by ChrisSBU November 8, 2008

Emotionated

A person full of emotions

I feel emotionated about the the Baseball game

by EvolJay July 15, 2010

Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.

"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."

by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010

emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

by geek.neo January 16, 2011