Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Eltonite

A passionate fan of the artist Elton John, the term originating in Elton John fan club newsletters during the early-mid 1970s.

“Eltonites are crazy, man. What do you mean you can tell what year a photo of Elton John is from just by glancing at it?”

by CEO of Empty Sky Rights October 7, 2025

Eltonian

A term coined by an Elton John fan community in 2019 that gained wider usage shortly after, meaning something Elton John related in nature. Similar to the terms kafkaesque and dalinian.

I went digging through our Eltonian archives to find the interview with the quote we were looking for.

by CEO of Empty Sky Rights October 23, 2025

Kyan Elton

A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.

Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton

by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022

Dirty Elton

A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!

I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!

by KadeePerk November 9, 2022

Bwady Elton

A wonderful pookie wookie bear and my glorius king

Bwady Elton has some solid girth.

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024