Fried Eggs

When a woman exposes her breasts by pressing them on glass for others on the other side to see.

People on the other side of the glass will see that the breasts resemble fried eggs.

by hyperdiaper August 12, 2009

eggcorns

a lexical mistake, usually in the form of a commonly-used term used in place of a more obscure term.

Some examples of eggcorn are to ferment trouble, the prostrate gland, potatoes old rotten. The writing teacher corrected the eggcorns in the student's composition.

by j griffey November 18, 2006

all of your eggs in one basket

Having all of your resources in one place; putting your money or hopes or future into one thing.

'Eggs' are delicate, and if all of your eggs were in one container, and that container was damaged, you might lose all of your eggs in one quick and painful moment.

1) You don't want to keep all of your eggs in one basket. You might lose everything!

2) Tom had all of his eggs in one basket -- Yoyodyne.com stock -- and when the stock market crashed he was bankrupt.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

eggs

The food that an avetard will cook up after a lit night around 4 AM. Usually froomie will hype up his egg cooking skills and then show yall what he got in his bag.

The drunk ass avetards got hungry asf after coming back from the bars, so froomie cooked up some eggs.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

suck my eggs

1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group

1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember

by I.C.U. February 7, 2009

Your Eggo Is Preggo

- knowing that you are pregnant
- the act of the sperm fertilising the egg
- taking a pregnancy test and finding it positive

I hate to tell you, but your eggo is preggo said Jane to her friend Ella.

by Table Turner December 19, 2008