Carter Ebert

Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.

"Damn that man reminds me of Carter Ebert." said Lawrence
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan

by Kuaneek December 7, 2020

Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021

Siskel & Ebert

A sexual act in which you put both thumbs in your partner’s ass.

We watched a great movie but the best part was after when she gave me a Siskel & Ebert!
What’s that!?
She put both her thumbs in my asshole when I was about to climax.

by HappyKeister September 17, 2021

Musk-eteer

Any person who blindly protects Elon Musk from any criticisms ad if they’re in a cult and Musk is their god.

You better be careful what you say or else the musk-eteers will come out to get you.

by Elleicia April 25, 2022

very ebert

When you look like Roger Ebert and are very judgmental. For example "tsk, tsk--"

Why are you calling me out for this??; you are being very Ebert!!

by Thegundy August 10, 2022

WIFE-ENEERING

The act of forward-thinking logic to guide a Husband to thinking and doing the right thing, using brilliant RainMan level David Letterman type conversation techniques to tie-together prior conversations with current excuses...

Erin used Wife-Eneering to enlighten husband to visit his sister to deliver Xmas presents, cause he travelling in area anyway...

by Chilifart December 4, 2025

Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl

The most amazing awesome wonderful spectacular astonishing breathtaking beautiful handsome pretty gorgeous just purely perfect person In the whole entire world and universe and no one can tell me otherwise or else I will hunt you down.

You, “hey did you see that perso-“

Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”

by Dango mango June 2, 2024