The ultimate, above all, astounding, incredible, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. See also; uber.
Wow, that sushi was ebber.
by Bret Riviera December 3, 2003
To insert a subtly brilliant quip into a conversation whilst flexing your geekery and intellect. Simultaneously outing oneself as dork.
“I think it’s a really fascinating story of how the Easter Bunny came to be”
“Oh no! Why did I say anything? Why! He’s doing an Ebbers!”

“Rabbits don’t lay eggs- wouldn’t it make more sense to be an Easter... Lizard?”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021
They were talking bad about me so they are ebbers
by notanebber November 5, 2019