diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.

1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...

by Jimmay July 30, 2004

diddle

To masturbate - particularly a woman.

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.

by blocky October 18, 2012

smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008

cock diddler

it means that you are gay and just plain and simple love to diddle cock in and around your mouth-- to diddle ones cock means to toss or jossle around in ones hand or mouth. if you are a girl it is a compliment to a guy...not so much.

"That new kid Aidan is such a cock diddler."
"Oh boy, my girlfriend is a great cock diddler."

by Christian Giordano April 28, 2008

Widdle Diddle

A name for a Mauritian girl who has an amazing smile and big beautiful eyes. If you find one of these, never mess up as they are very rare!

1. Wooooow! Widdle Diddle...you are amazing!

2. You are so amazing, you must be a Widdle Diddle!

by Mikcakes Luvin' October 30, 2010

Dark Night Diddler

The Nickname for a man whose sexual experience mainly includes fingering a wide vagina in the dark of the night under blankets. The girl then may try to diddle back to only find a pile of pubic hair.

My friends call me Pot Roast, The Dark Night Diddler, and the Crossing Guard!

by dunny. December 3, 2010

Diddick

Used instead of dick or penis to represent the male sex organ. Could also be used as a verb, similar to dick.

Noun: Sexually, that girl worshipped my diddick like a cross.

Verb: That chick with the herpes? Yeah, I diddicked her last year, pre-disease...

by Young Beano May 19, 2005