Doused

The opposite of "lit."
(Because you light a fire, and then you douse it ;)

Amy: Hey, I just failed my AP Environmental Science final.
Trump: Oh, doused, but you won't need that class because the environment is not important!

by doused June 20, 2017

DEUSENBERRY TIME

DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube

DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey

by TM-140'I' May 5, 2010

doucebagetry

ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."

"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" waheva"

by old greggggg March 28, 2009

douceh

When a douche attempts to offend another person by labelling them a douche (typically over the internet), yet fails miserably in spelling their attack correctly.

Cool person: Your mom was pretty fucking good last night.
Douche: Shut uppppp, your such a douceh :(

by hipsterdbag November 4, 2010

Dose Guy

A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.

-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.

by IdiNaHui May 26, 2018

douceline

Douceline is rare interesting species that can only be found in particular regions. She is incredibly devoted to Geography and passionate about life. If you happen to come across her you should always spend your time with her because she is very special. Every second you spend with her is blessing you should be grateful for, everyone in the world should have chance to meet her before they die.

Stranger: Is that Douceline?

Me: Yea
Stranger: OMG! I have to go talk to her.

by Douceline February 28, 2018

Doujee

combination of being douschey and boujee at the same time- a boujois douschebag if you will.

Donald Trump is just so doujee in the best way!

by Bhelle July 18, 2018