Doorknob

A girl who gives every guy in the room a turn

Damn makenzie was really doorknobing it last night

by Yaboifromwinni February 14, 2020

Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.

Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.

by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Snowy Doorknob

I shit on my dick

I SHIT ON MY DICK SNOWY DOORKNOB STYLE

by Cocklynne March 1, 2012

doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.

Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"

by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca March 12, 2011

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

Tunisian Doorknob

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.

“Will where is my doorknob”

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”

by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022