doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.

Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????

by I'llprobabblybarelyusethisacc May 16, 2021

Roebuck doorknob

a girl who lives in roebuck and opens her legs for anyone

"Omg that stacy girl is a roebuck doorknob"

"Ive heard shes a doorknob

by the biggest whore house around January 15, 2018

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.

Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!

by eliza04 April 27, 2025

Doorknob

Used to open a door
A useless person

Open the door with the doorknob

Your such a doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014

national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023