Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023

doorknob

when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.

"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"

by wowokoof June 16, 2019

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.

Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????

by I'llprobabblybarelyusethisacc May 16, 2021

Doorknob

Jack robbinson

Hi doorknob

by Jeffy129 November 2, 2019

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020