chocolate doorknob

When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.

by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017

Dublaney Doorknob

a bad bitch who dont need no man.

hey have you seen Dublaney Doorknob today?
Yeah bro shes one of a kind!

by nebula nebula May 16, 2019

Fall On a Doorknob

When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse

Bill "Hey what happened? You fall on a doorknob?
Cindy "Yep"

by Mav72 November 29, 2022

salty doorknob

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob

My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

by noahsmith33 July 4, 2016

Doorknob

Someone who is weird or someone who does something stupid is refered to as a doorknob.

doorknob,doornob

by pushnook August 25, 2011

doorknobbing "The Dunk"

When you take a man`s trousers off (preferably with the name "Dunk", "Duncan") and insert his tiny butt-hole into a specifically chosen door knob and made to open and shut the door violently until the point of climax, forcing him to shit all over your nice new door... That`s door-knobbing "The Dunk".

Lets get Nick to doorknob "The Dunk"....
Charlotte`s going to get her door knobbed by "The Dunk"
Some one has been knobbing my door...

Lets eat a lot of Chinese food and go doorknobbing "The Dunk"..
Some one has been eating corn..it`s all over my door.. Please stop door-knobbing my door...

by Thedoor October 21, 2011

doorknob

A listening device commonly utilized to hear if someone is dead, particularly Marley.

Emjay heard that he was dead through the doorknob

by fIoccinaucinihiIipiIification December 13, 2021