donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

B Donka Donk

A girl with a kickin booty. Something that you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down. Bounce!

Amanda's got a fly B Donka Donk!

by Lisa January 8, 2004

donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

ket donk

A ket donk (also known as a ketamine specamin) is someone who’s an absolute mad lad and belongs on a non human spectrum

Ronnie: look at ashraf, whys he taking that board clicker
Maks: because he’s a ket donk

by Maksimos May 14, 2019

Wigan Donk

Wigan is famous for its pies and ugly women. A Wigan donk would involve nobbing a cooked pie until it sits on your penis without holding it there. You then get a Wigan Girl and fuck her with the pie, preferably the pie would have a meat filling of some kind I.E Steak.

I gave a Jessica a real good Wigan Donk last night. Meat and potato went everywhere.

by VassODiarby September 22, 2012

red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

Donk

A person with a penis equal to the size a donkey's penis

Connors dad was called donk at his highschool

by Teleporting Fat Guy July 1, 2009