Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

noil doof

slang for food lion.

We need to go grocery shopping. Lets go to noil doof.

by billymagnum June 17, 2008

Bobby doof

A dummy, a dim-witted person

Why did you do that? You're such a Bobby doof.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 15, 2017

Spank The Doof

The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.

Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?

My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.

by Doofspanker June 27, 2018

bush doof

A 'Bush Doof'' is an event where hippies and just down right cook heads head into a random bush and listen to non stop trance for days on end. Copious amounts of drugs are consumed and people essentially doof in the bush. For something to be defined as a bush doof 50 or more people have to be present listening to doof music together while the sun rises.

Hey John how sick was that party in the bush last night, I didnt know any of those trance songs.
John: Thats what I call a bush doof Johnny.

by Maghetti February 4, 2014

Hilary Doof

A somewhat cute blonde girl, with limited acting and singing ability, who has been propelled to stardom by the Disney Company.

Rana: "Are you going to the Hilary Duff concert?"
Phil: "The Hilary Doof concert? You've got to be fucking kidding me, right?"

by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008