Skip to main content

shla-doodle 

Something unreal, fake, or not high quality.
Why did you buy the shla-doodle kool-aid when you could have bought the real one for a lower price!?!?
shla-doodle by sammazay December 23, 2013

heavy doobies 

A quote from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", the greatest movie ever created.
You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D
heavy doobies by heavydoobies69 April 24, 2014

Jubber Dubber Doodle 

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.
I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

Snoopin’ a doobie

“Snoopin’ a doobieaka gettin’ high af!
Where were you bro? I was just Snoopin’ a doobie.

doodlebugger 

Term for field seismic personnel. Differentiated from a roughneck by their actual coarseness and ability to really kick your ass. Doodlebuggers search out oil, natural gas, and other precious commodities the world around by exciting the ground with explosives, drop weights, and more often than not pieces of specialized heavy equipment called *cough* vibrators. They work in the most extreme climates, brave the most dangerous countries, and suffer some of the worst wages in the oil and gas industry. Most importantly, doodlebuggers are renowned for their ability to drink massive amounts of alcohol without dying and to find hookers in any city, village or hamlet in the world. Doodlebuggers often work in camps in the middle of nowhere, and are rarely seen in their natural environment. Easily identified by their pot bellies and lack of shaving. They tell the BEST stories.
Jim: "...next thing I know, the secret door pops open and the girl is blowing me while I drink my beer."
Tom: "You lucky fuckin' doodlebugger!"
doodlebugger by Riffee October 7, 2008
synonymous with joint. Popular in the 60's and early 70's.
You got a doobie? I'm all out.
doobie by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001