Donk

A person of very low IQ.

Person 1:"Red Scorpion, TAG 63, and Tom Bown are all just a bunch of DONKS"
Person 2: "YEAH THEY ARE!!!"
Bown: "Okay"

by plopilpy November 17, 2020

Donking

A state of sudden fatigue shortly after eating a heavy meal when driving long distance. Like “the itis” but only when driving. Taken from “bonking” in endurance sports.

Girl I’m donking hard after we stopped for KFC, I don’t think I can make it 2 more exits.

by Gw November 26, 2020

ba-donk-a-donk-donk

not to be confused with ba-donka-donk, meaning good looking booty, ba-donk-a-donk-donk is an expression of joy or happiness.

I got an A on the test! Ba donk a donk donk!

by j0nes May 9, 2003

Donk

American slang for a women’s fat ass.
Usually said in the third person bcuz although it’s meant as compliment, it may be considered lowkey disrespectful when said to someone’s face.

ill-advised usage —
Travis: Daaaammn babygirl, you got a DONK!! Can I talk to you for a minute?
Isabelle: ew no

advised usage —
Soulja Boy: She got a donk.

by bbxx95 June 11, 2021

donk

Black people call Chevy Impalas Donks. Donks are bought mostly by black people nowadays...mainly by drug dealers or rappers. Donks usually have ugly bright "candy" paint that you can apparently eat...yes I would love to see someone try that. They usually gut the interior only to put stupid Coach or Gucci fabrics...usually fake. They replace the regular dash with a digital one...so it looks like a spaceship cockpit. Then they put a ridiculous sound system because they want the whole world to hear them play their cuh-rap (as if they're not loud enough). The worst part of it all is that they put on huge ass rims on them. They look so stupid like that...like monster trucks. They're so focused on "shining" that they forget to invest in proper suspension and braking...eventually being wrecked as they couldn't stop in time and rammed someone.

Donks are being turned into American Rice Crap thanks to the idiots who purchase them.

by sgdfgs December 3, 2006

Donked

Any type of body manipulation...such as a high, buzz, or drunkenness

Dude, I was so donked last night.

by DoNkEd October 17, 2017

Donk

A very large backside.

Dangggg, look at that girls donk! I'd tap that twice!

by ChanChick October 20, 2008