Red Dogger

An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.

One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.

I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.

I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.

Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

get donged

a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.

child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED

by pp touch master March 7, 2019

logger dogger

A sex position where you do doggy style on Splash Mountain at Disney.

Damn Stephanie and Brad did the logger dogger at disney.

by livy g December 6, 2021

doggerelalgia

Mental anguish inflicted by amateur poetry.

The doggerelalgia! IT BURNS!

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I sit alone,
In the shadows of suspicion,
So alone,
No-one to share the pain with.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I feel fury,
I feel pain,
I feel sorrow,
I feel anger.
So many feelings,
My soul is engulfed,
I don't see a meaning,
In life or myself.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I'm asking for help,
Can you hear my cries,
My feelings they hurt me,
Help me overcome suicide,
Save me please.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me, Save my soul.

by Malum malum March 5, 2011

Donged

To snapchat a female with a full blown erection that is visible on the screen, as long as you can, without her noticing.

Yo dude! I donged Sydney last night so bad! It took a few hours before she noticed and started to send me nudes!

by Idongedyourmother March 2, 2014

Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.

<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.

by bosstone75 January 7, 2011

dodged a chevy

When one pushes very hard to fart, usually after a long night of drinking, and when he or she does fart, a little bit of juice comes out, just enough to moisten the butthole but does not do enough damage to require a change of underwear.

"Damn dude, did you hear that? I just dodged a chevy there!

by The great white clark November 7, 2007