he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006
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Brandon - HaHa that guy died in a flood.
Jeremy - Hey it isn't cool to be a disaster mocker.
Brandon - HaHa some guy died in a mudslide.
Lance - Stop being ignorant about the consequenses of disasters. 6 people die ever 4 decades in floods. That is one persone every 2,439 days.
Brandon - Stop being a flood worrier.
Scott C. - This is no joking matter, my goat died in a flood.
Brandon - Goat roper.
Jeremy - Hey it isn't cool to be a disaster mocker.
Brandon - HaHa some guy died in a mudslide.
Lance - Stop being ignorant about the consequenses of disasters. 6 people die ever 4 decades in floods. That is one persone every 2,439 days.
Brandon - Stop being a flood worrier.
Scott C. - This is no joking matter, my goat died in a flood.
Brandon - Goat roper.
by utes499 June 13, 2011
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A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.
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"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."
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"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"
by electra fidelis April 12, 2009
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