the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl December 1, 2005

Stage Dive

When someone jumps off of a stage and has a massive crowd carry them around overhead. Usually done at rock concerts.

Guy1: Did you see that stage dive last night?
Guy2: Yeah, too bad no one caught him.

by Syn2Die4 September 25, 2011

High Dive

When you poop standing-up.

That toilet in the gas-station restroom was so gross I had to High Dive.

by Borat Obomba October 15, 2011

Mcmuff dive

To go down on a fat girl.

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.

by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

Dumpster Dive

In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.

Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.

by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020

Adriano dive

Fucking a girl in the ass and then "diving" to lick her gaping asshole. From the move of the infamous assfucker Mike Adriano. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Polly, how was your date last night?
-The guy was nice but a bit weird in bed. He Adriano dived me several times.

by GrandMasterDick July 26, 2022

alaskan spear dive

Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.

"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"

"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"

by FuckMaster May 2, 2014