Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

by 󠀀 December 4, 2018

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

ding batter

used in the "down east" community meaning tourist or some one not from around here

that yankee is a ding batter

by erin piner April 28, 2008

Ding Dong Ditching

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.

/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.

Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.

by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016

Hurricane Ding Dong

A rare and difficult sexual act involving a simultaneous sneeze, organsm and defecation. Also known as the Chicago Oreo.

Man, I did it! A feather, a cup of coffee and my girl and I finally did the Hurricane Ding Dong. Wrecked the sheets though.

by James Cooke April 6, 2008