Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

Duckula

Count Duckula is a short green duck with black parted hair and the traditional vampire evening wear, and speaks with an American accent, despite being voiced by a British actor. He has no fangs, and his favourite food, as a vegetarian, is broccoli sandwiches.

Duckula's personality is good-natured and caring, always trying to help the villagers in need, often with mixed results.

by Wonkyer August 17, 2022

Dickuation

A term used to describe friends with benefits when you aren't actual friends

I didnt expect my dickuation to live so far away!!!!

by Happylmc August 30, 2022

Dickuationship

Term used to describe someone's friends with benefits situation when they are really friends first

Linzi didn't expect her dickuationship to live so far away!

by Happylmc August 30, 2022

dicklapse

when a chick in recovery relapses emotionally because she got into a relationship too earlier.

Brenda was acting all weird at this AA meeting. I heard she had dicklapse with gary.

by GucciBandanaCallMeTonyMontana October 10, 2022

dickalage

Dickalage= Noun (Abbreviation). Diminutive form of the word (Dickollage).

1. Dickalage= Shortened word for a collage of assorted dick picks sent by a friend, lover, fancy man, love interest or significant other (spouse, boyfriend) or male from dating apps/social media or an accidental sending by a male who is rather randy.

2. Diickalage= Can also be sent from a male who thinks their dick looks great and wants to impress the ladies by his overcompensating by thinking his 1:1 scale is changed by a an on screen POV.

3. Generally a young juvenile male will employ sending an assortment dick of dick pics (dickalage/dickollage) in their tactics as a means to get "pussy" and act hung (generally a beta chad).

Girl: Hey you seem really nice, it'd be nice to get to know you! xD

Boy: You sure you don't want to see my Dickalage first

Girl: Ew no thanks

Boy: that's okay, there's plenty more fish in sea

Girl: sorry I already have other guys dick pics and don't need to underwhelm my storage space.

Boy: Ouch, you didn't have to be so mean! *cries... continues to add pics to dickalage for a further possible match on dating apps*

by Mr BigIdeas November 23, 2022

Dicklayed

To be delayed thanks to sex.

Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.

by Snot11 April 15, 2023