Diabetes

Commonly found in brown Bears, but in recent years the discovery was made that Diabetes lives in humans commonly named Isaiah. Without treatment, you could become a raging alcoholic.

“Diabetes? Oh, Isaiah’s disease”

by Purdyballz December 2, 2022

Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.

"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."

by toastERER February 2, 2025

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

Diabetes Sausage

When you deep throat someone's dick and you think it tastes sweet

I deep throated my bf's dick and it tasted sweet, I think he has a Diabetes Sausage

by ThisIsSatan December 25, 2024

Diabetes Anime

an anime (typically romance) that has a plot that just keeps going up for the MC. Diabetes anime will typically be sweet and have you kicking your feet in the air and give you an ending that was 100% predictable

“Hey do you wanna see ____?”
“dude that is such a diabetes anime!”

by fehcbeceoriciuercfnr April 3, 2024

diabetic

diabetics are horrible people made by satan to destroy societey

he's a diabetic, lets not play with him
there's a diabetic! get your cross and a shotgun!

by alex1905 December 6, 2022

Diabetes

Diabetes is an allergy to grass . This allergy can develop later in life but is usually present at birth.Studies have shown that diabetes is most commonly found in those who express traits of narcissism.Scientists have not found the connection (if any) between diabetes and narcissistic personality disorder.

“If someone has inflammation on their skin caused by an allergy, it might also be present in the brain. On the other side of the coin, it’s possible that the stress of an allergic condition worsens psychiatric symptoms that already exist. The relationship is likely to be a complex two-way street. “

-excerpt from an article written by Tim Newman

**diabetics should avoid triggers such as mowing grass **

Chad- “Hey man your yard is looking like a jungle. Why haven’t you mowed your grass?”

Diabetic- “ You KNOW I have diabetes Chad. How can you say something so insensitive?”

by AVeryCheekyBoy May 20, 2022