dacne

Dance acne.
The gross feeling you experience when you are at an intense party and you dance for sooo long that you sweat a lot and feel like the next day you will break out in acne. It is not a good feeling but the sign of a great night out / party.

1. dude im so tired. we were dancing all night i got dacne.
2. it was SO sweaty and intense i got dacne. it was just that epic

by heyheyheyy'all August 13, 2009

Dane Cook Status

A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.

HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS

Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.

People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards

Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!

Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!

Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!

by fgsfdsMASTER February 2, 2009

Dane

A pretty woman.

"Hey! Check that dane out by the bar."

by definedjawline June 20, 2015

dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

by yomama16 May 25, 2009

Dane

An amazing guy who's really sweet and funny, who thinks he's a pirate and is probably one of the biggest nerds ever. He's unbelievably cute and(almost) everyone loves him.

jealous b*tch 1: hey have you seen Dane today?
jealous b*tch 2: I think he's at his girlfriend's playing Skyrim for valentines day.

jealous b*tch 1: damn...

by a for audiophile July 31, 2012

dane cook

worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely

dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget

by rest67 September 25, 2008

Dane Cook

Not funny

I think shiting my pants would be more fun then to watch dane cook's stand up on comedy central

by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009