cuntrek next generation

To boldly go where others has been before.

I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Cuntright

To be contrite, and a C u next Tuesday

Mary is quite cuntright, today.

by Testingone February 22, 2022

Cuntrarian

an unpleasant or stupid person. Who is so opposite in nature, direction, or meaning of anything good and is perversely inclined to disagree or to do the opposite of what is expected or desired

Bob is contrary cunt, Bob is a cuntrarian

by Wendizzel March 2, 2022

cumtry

A country where you cum

I went to a cumtry to find some fun.

by DefiniteStranger January 29, 2022

cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

cuntriffic

As the cunt is both foul and excellent, so is anything that is cuntriffic.

Wow, this pizza is so greasy but is definetely cuntriffic

by Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003

Cuntrol

A woman can gain cuntrol of her man through the power of pussuation.

Because she was in complete cuntrol of her man whenever they did the horizontal bop, she ordered him to make her a sandwich after he completed his cunninglingual duties.

by Sherpa1 August 4, 2007