CustomPayload

coolest mf who walks the earth and codes cool rat man

You are such a custompayload
I love people who are custompayload#
I'm rented to custompayload

by Xeltic February 13, 2023

custoz

Someones customer.

Man I gotta holla at mah custoz today, and make dat dolo.

by Keita January 31, 2004

Crustomize

To make older, or worse. Usually non-deliberately.

We're gonna go to Lindsay's house, and crustomize her house!

by The_Exuberant_Face September 12, 2010

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Customer

Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying.

Customers are so stupid, sometimes I forget they have feelings.

by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012

Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.

The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010