purple cush

dank that is the color purple, extremely potent, one hitter quitter, one of the highest quality strains of weed known

The purple cush hits smooth with the mixed flavored tobacco in the hookah.

The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.

by the_infinitesimal October 14, 2004

Cushability

Used in reference to the comfiness factor of anything upon which one should sit, especially haybales. Unless of course you are allergic to hay, in which case, you miss out on the awesomeness entirely.

"This haybale has great cushability."

"The cushability of this couch is stellar."

by ForeverOverthinking April 5, 2009

cusieque

That moment when you realize that you want to eat a dick and you actually like it.

Oh, I just did a Cusieque last night.

by Meme Bigboy November 20, 2017

Monkey Crusher

Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth

Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.

by 8250 February 11, 2010

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

Wesley Crusher

Perhaps the female nerd's first and only character crush.

If you ever tell anyone I had a crush on Wesley Crusher I'll kill you after torturing you with needles.

by A hot Christina March 28, 2009

cushington

Yet another word for marijuana

Soulja Boy also kept referring to weed as “cushington”.

by p.money October 16, 2008