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Emmett Cullen

Character from the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Adoptive brother to Edward and Alice Cullen, and Rosalie and Jasper Hale. Adoptive son of Esme and Carlisle Cullen. They are a cult of Vegetarian Vampires who currently reside in Forks, Washington. Rosalie is his mate.
Page 20: "That's Edward and Emmett Cullen, and Rosalie and Jasper Hale. The one who left was Alice Cullen; they all live together with Dr. Cullen and his wife."
by Mrs. Edward Cullen August 11, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A pussy emo Meyerpire.

Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING

Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.

Did I mention he sparkles?
Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*
by MoofinChan November 22, 2009
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jasper cullen

He rocks at life... =D
Jasper Cullen makes me hotter than July
by ninon_19924 October 9, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A name every guy knows, but hates.
Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm

Every-sane-guy: .......
...
...
...dumbass.
by A_Sane_Guy June 30, 2009
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Cullman

Small town founded by german dude.
One the only places left in the world with a non-alcoholic Octoberfest.
Only teen hang outs are wal-mart parking lot and/or heritage park.
"hey man wanna stop in cullman tonight? it's the only dry county for miles... no wait... more like states!!!"
by LoRie D August 5, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A Gay pixie Fairy that sucks people off and Sparkles
your so Edward Cullen.
There are so many Edward Cullens at the pride parade
by Scarlet Failure February 6, 2010
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Cullenism

A new religion based off of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. They believe that the Cullen's (also including Isabella Swan, Jacob Black, and all other characters) are indeed real, and they deserve to be worshiped. They believe that the author of the successful series is a prophet, and that the books are a series of holy books, and the "Cullenists", or "Cullenite" must read a bit of it every day. If you live your life well, in their belief, you will spend eternal life with the Cullen's.

One member said, "Cullenism is a mass group of people,referred to as Cullenites, who have come together to appreciate the values and ideals represented by the Twilight series. We are not a religion(or a cult,lol) But we will be comparing and discussing Twilight with religion.We are nondenominational and don't intend to make anyone give up their own personal beliefs to be a part of the Cullenism group. We are simply fans who cherish the values of Twilight (not just how cute Edward is)!"

There are many different people with different views on Cullenism. Many insist that it IS a religion, others a cult, others not.
-In the name of Carlisle, Edward, and Jasper and Emmett, amen.
-What are you doing?
-Practicing my beliefs! It's called Cullenism; I'm Cullenist now.
-Oh. Isn't that not a religion?
-It is to me.
by Damned_Daybreaker May 25, 2009
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