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Blended Cucumber

An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"
person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021
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cucumber emoji

cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
examples: 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
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by minecraftgoatttt August 25, 2021
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Cucumber Sack

Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….
by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021
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Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.
"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"
by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021
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Hollow Cucumber

A fun party game to be played by boys. 2 - 20+ people can play.
1. A large cucumber is cut in half and using a knife, it is hollowed out to make a sort of container where liquids could be sorted temporarily.
2. The boys must all begin to masterbate at the same time.
3. When near orgasm/ejeculation, the boy must ejaculate into the cucumber so the semen is stored.
4. The game ends when all but one have ejaculated. They are the loser.
5. The loser must drop his pants and go on all fours, whilst the others attempt to fit the open end of the cucumber into his anus.
6. After it is inside it must be tipped up so the semen can pour out of it and into his cucumber-surrounded rectum. (An angle of 30+ degrees is recommended)
7. The game ends when all the semen has been emptied into the anus or after 5 minutes have past.
Person 1: "We have 30 minutes to kill, any quick games we could play?"
Person 2: "How about 'Hollow cucumber'?"
Person 1: "What a brilliant idea! I love that game!"
by Glby January 13, 2014
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Caramel Cucumber

A game where you buy a cucumber and stick it halfway in any hole in the human body, you can also make one if there is no other way to go. Next sit on the cucumber and you and your partner roll down a hill. I the goal is to get the cucumber to break and who ever has the longest piece at the end wins.
"Did you ever play Rob in Caramel Cucumber?"

"Yeah, and i can still feel it."
by Callused Feet October 13, 2009
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purple cucumber

When you knock her so hard for so long your dick turns a violet purple color
Yo dude, I had a great purple cucumber last night
by Eatme223344 May 11, 2016
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