A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016
Get the Cucumber encumberermug. by minecraftgoatttt August 25, 2021
Get the cucumber emojimug. Sara: Put it in my ass
Darren: OK, if you say so
*sticks in*
*Pull out*
Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.
Darren: OK, if you say so
*sticks in*
*Pull out*
Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.
by looksatme November 22, 2018
Get the cucumber wondermug. Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck
My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
by Balletmouse May 28, 2018
Get the “Cats and cucumbers”mug. A fun party game to be played by boys. 2 - 20+ people can play.
1. A large cucumber is cut in half and using a knife, it is hollowed out to make a sort of container where liquids could be sorted temporarily.
2. The boys must all begin to masterbate at the same time.
3. When near orgasm/ejeculation, the boy must ejaculate into the cucumber so the semen is stored.
4. The game ends when all but one have ejaculated. They are the loser.
5. The loser must drop his pants and go on all fours, whilst the others attempt to fit the open end of the cucumber into his anus.
6. After it is inside it must be tipped up so the semen can pour out of it and into his cucumber-surrounded rectum. (An angle of 30+ degrees is recommended)
7. The game ends when all the semen has been emptied into the anus or after 5 minutes have past.
1. A large cucumber is cut in half and using a knife, it is hollowed out to make a sort of container where liquids could be sorted temporarily.
2. The boys must all begin to masterbate at the same time.
3. When near orgasm/ejeculation, the boy must ejaculate into the cucumber so the semen is stored.
4. The game ends when all but one have ejaculated. They are the loser.
5. The loser must drop his pants and go on all fours, whilst the others attempt to fit the open end of the cucumber into his anus.
6. After it is inside it must be tipped up so the semen can pour out of it and into his cucumber-surrounded rectum. (An angle of 30+ degrees is recommended)
7. The game ends when all the semen has been emptied into the anus or after 5 minutes have past.
Person 1: "We have 30 minutes to kill, any quick games we could play?"
Person 2: "How about 'Hollow cucumber'?"
Person 1: "What a brilliant idea! I love that game!"
Person 2: "How about 'Hollow cucumber'?"
Person 1: "What a brilliant idea! I love that game!"
by Glby January 13, 2014
Get the Hollow Cucumbermug. A game where you buy a cucumber and stick it halfway in any hole in the human body, you can also make one if there is no other way to go. Next sit on the cucumber and you and your partner roll down a hill. I the goal is to get the cucumber to break and who ever has the longest piece at the end wins.
by Callused Feet October 13, 2009
Get the Caramel Cucumbermug. by Eatme223344 May 11, 2016
Get the purple cucumbermug.