Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010

Cocking

when you walk towards something/someone smacking your dick in your hand like a baseball bat with aims to intimidate/psychologically scar them.

lets just cock them to give us a psychological edge

I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady

I was cocking this group of drunks last night

by John P. Diddy March 6, 2013

Sleep cocking

when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.

"Oh baby, it's not my fault I musta been sleep cocking again."
"it never fails, 3 am he can't sleep and tries to blame it on his sleep cocking"

by John Easton October 14, 2007

knuckle chucking

The act of aggressively masturbating.
To stroke your cock in a very enthusiastic way.

I could hear the dude in the next stall knuckle chucking .

Mark has been locked in his room knuckle chucking ever since getting home from the strippers.

by Fukucifer August 28, 2017

cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!

"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"

by A me li a July 21, 2008

cacking

1. To defecate - the process of emptying one's bowels of feces.

2. Laughing very hard.

2. It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing.

by sholland August 24, 2008

Chucking a wobbly

Losing your temper.

Thought to have originated in the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia.

She will be chucking a wobbly when I tell her I've been out drinking all night!

by Peninsular Man February 26, 2012