Crystal

The following symptoms of being a Crystal:

1. Delusional

2. Dysfunctional

3. Denial

4. Delirious

Walking around town looking like a CLOWN. We all know she's a crazy psycho but that's no excuse!

Crystal

by crystalblackneck April 3, 2010

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).

He's all wound up on that Crystal Pepsi.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Crystal.Cafe

Crystal.Cafe is a image-board site, distinctly made for females to feel safe in more of a feminine environment away from extremist males

“ i got ip banned from Crystal.Cafe for posting on /feels/ because i was larping as a femoid!!!!”

by ronpaul293710183747291 September 13, 2021

crystal close

Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.

"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."

by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010

CrystalShire

Crystalshire is a name of an indie game.

Dude, i created a warrior last night, and got it to level 20 on crystalshire!

by DrBlowfish October 17, 2011

Crystal fur ball

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.

While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.

by Stedanold December 10, 2016

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018