bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.

I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.

by Shefun April 23, 2006

crumb crack

The space between two sofa cushions where crumbs often collect in multitude.

"Don't make me sit on the crumb crack!"

by becforreals May 7, 2010

doodoo crumbs

When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.

Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

poo crumbs

Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.

Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.

by Pavelski8 April 27, 2007

crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 10, 2006

Bread Crumb

A small socially awkward tiny person, usually named Bridget.

"You're such a bread crumb!"
"Come out of you're shell some time and stop being such a bread crumb!"

by Bread Crumb May 16, 2019

Dropping crumbs

Adj. Being wealthy/well-off

V. Spending small amounts of cash in various places in a short amount of time

Comes from the analogy of money being referred to as "bread"

Adj. Girl, you need to find yourself a better man. Someone funny, smart, and droppin' crumbs.

V. We took Stacey to the mall and she was dropping crumbs left and right!

by pinkchicgeek April 21, 2015