Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.

watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.

by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!

The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!

by coopernapkin April 17, 2010

Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

Crocking

The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.

Bob loved crocking on a Tuesday evening.

by emix1111 October 27, 2020

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Creeching

Hungover/delirious. Also, drunk/delirious.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.

Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?

Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...

by Menard0609 December 7, 2009