santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

by my bed is special October 15, 2008

cracker

A really great band! Led by singer/guitarist David Lowery.

Cracker does songs such as Eurotrash Girl, Low, and One Fine Day.

by ashasdjkkjaakakk September 25, 2007

cracker with beans

A name for a person of half mexican and half white descent.

James: Yo Senor Sullivan your a cracker with beans just like me!

Senor Sullivan: Go to the office and write me a paper of what a cracker with beans is

James: shit..

by James Meyerhoff January 27, 2009

Cracker sweat

n. the trail of crumbs fat people tend to leave behind, even if they are not eating.

Person 1: Why are all these crumbs all over my bed?
Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry, that's just my cracker sweat.
Person 1: But we've never eaten in this bed, it's new!
Person 2: Yeah. I know. Cracker sweat, what can ya do?

by Deemon75 January 19, 2011

cracker jack'd

To be robbed by a Caucasia.

Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd

by Me not You. July 25, 2014

stained cracker

A name for biracial people typically half white and half black other racial people maybe included but has to be half white. (Not intended to be racist but funny)

Look at that white ladies kids stained crackers.

by IG(stainedcracker) February 23, 2020

Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016