The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
Get the COVID cavities mug.COVID Style is a modification of doggy style designed to stop the spread of COVID-19 and flatten the curve while also busting a well-needed nut. COVID Style is the sexual act between partners where both the guy and girl wear hazmat suits, N95 masks, and the male hits it from behind in doggy style. COVID style not only provides intense pleasure, but stops the spread and protects the human race from the novel corona virus.
Hey, Chad did you hook up with Jenny last night? Our buddy Brad told me that you smashed Jenny COVID Style.
by Chad Black May 20, 2020
Get the COVID Style mug.A non-political stance initially resulting from COVID-19 shutdowns. Many people have gone long enough without a haircut to have eclipsed the "awkward stage" completely. A Covid Hippie is virtually identical to the original hippies except that they are simply a victim of circumstances.
Hey Jim, is that guy a hippie or just another slacker Covid Hippie?
To which Jim replied, "I don't think he's a real hippie. He looks baked, but no tie dye yet wearing a mask. Tough call, but I'm pretty sure he's just another Covid Hippie."
To which Jim replied, "I don't think he's a real hippie. He looks baked, but no tie dye yet wearing a mask. Tough call, but I'm pretty sure he's just another Covid Hippie."
by Ducks in formation June 22, 2020
Get the Covid Hippie mug.An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.
Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.
Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.
Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.
by Case580 July 27, 2020
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Get the thanks covid mug.When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.
Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!
by Aj36mason October 13, 2021
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